Whenever someone told me they couldn’t hear me my solution was always to stop talking, and only now am I strong enough to realize to just speak louder.

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cokeflow:

Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

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